85 years...

My grandma turned 85 today. I called to wish her a happy day. I asked her how she was today and didn't get the response I anticipated.

"I could be better."

At this point I was thinking.....did she fall? Did something happen to Grandpa? Who died???

No, it was none of those things. She was just mad that it was only a high of 81 degrees today.

But, I guess at 85 you deserve whatever you wish for.